unrequited;

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

(via nouicide)

voguesharman:

ha this rlly sucks but man i tried so that counts kinda right
Anonymous: "yes oui si ja" = "yes we see ya"

oh lol i read oui as ooo-weee damnit now it makes sense

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(via okaywork)

oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

(via vodkahoran)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(via asschlin)